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High School Nerdical- A musical Alisha and I wrote in year 6

Scene 7: the Bronson household

Gjim: Mommy!

Mrs. Bronson: Yes sweetie pie, pumpkin, darling, Ice-cream soda with whipped cream and a fat, ripe, juicy cherry on top?

Gjim: Mom! I'm allergic to Pumpkins and cherries, and ice cream and chocolate, and Lollies and candy, wait not candy-candy, candy sweets! Anyway, nobody at school likes me anymore just because I got up to level 2 on PE! And everyone has a girlfriend or Boyfriend too! Even Nerd

Scene 8: the Cinema

Nerd: Hai Sweet thing!

Emo Girl: I hate life.

(Stabs herself)

Scene 9: Bronson house

Gjim: See?

Mrs. Bronson: Yes well, this pensive is getting old, but I love you!

(Pucks lips and Leans forward, ready to kiss him)

Gjim: Momma noooooooooo!

(Punches Mrs. Bronson. Throw Barbie doll across the field. Rewind)

Mrs. Bronson: Yes well, the Pensvie is getting old, but I love you!

(Pucks lips and leans forward again. Gjim hesitates and grabs Mrs. Bronson’s pinky)

Gjim: What happens when I flex my pinky?

Mrs. Bronson: No, not the washy finger! Im so scared! It’s meant to blow you up

(Gjim flexs pinky. Throw Barbie doll)

And another one..

Scene 12: Nerdilicouis high school auditorium- Show night

Principal: Ladies and Gentle men, Its my pleasure to…

Mrs. B: My Baby! Mommy loves you Gjimmy! Good luck, we are filming it and we  are putt……

Principal: Shh! Now, it is my pleasure to welcome the princess and tree to the Nerdilicious high school stage!

(Curtains open and Gjim stands in tree pose)

Gjim: ♪I am a Treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, A very lonely Treeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, And I’m standing in the fooooooooooooorest waiting for someone to cooome to meeeeee.♪

(Candy enters)

Candy: ♪Ohhhhh, what a beautiful Tree I think I might hug as a good deeeeeeed♪

(George enters)

George: ROOOOOAAARR! I'M A BEEEAR AND I'M GONNA EAT YOU UP CANDY…… M’ DEAR!

Principal: Its Princess Caroline, You idiot!

Candy: AAHH! I'M SOOO LIKE TOTALLY SCARED

(Nerd enters)

Nerd: Hey, Guys What’s up? Omg! A tree! With carbon molecules!!

(Nerd runs off)

A couple of ground rules for a city in my current story

1.    No shoes on Tuesdays

2.    When meeting someone new you must get down onto your knees and say “Olah Lolah”

3.    Always wave with your left hand

4.    Animals smaller than a cat are forbidden in the city

5.    The colour orange is forbidden

6.    Children must say “Hiya Y'all” when greeting an acquaintance

7.    Green pants are forbidden

8.    None shall speak foully of the King

9.    None shall venture outside of  territory unless with special orders.

10.      None shall speak of Exportius Fatimi

And maybe one more... How about part two to my writing sample?

One afternoon when House was watering the gardens he spotted a young girl peeking at the house through the trees. She tugged on her mother’s shirt and pointed to the house. The mother scolded her daughter and kept walking down the track. The girl glanced at the house once more before scampering after her mother.

House had seen many people walking in the forest before, so the little girl was certainly not the first. He did not expect her to return until he felt a knock on the front door a few days later. “Hello? Is anybody home? Hello?” the girl called out pounding her chubby fist on the front door. She moved over to stare through the window having to wipe it with her sleeve, for her breath fogged up the glass. She gazed at the kitchen for a minute then resorted to kicking around a pebble. She nonchalantly looked up at the chimney then back down at her feet. She tottered over to the door and reached up, high above her head, turned the doorknob with both hands and simply let herself in. Just like that. 

I think that will do..

Hakuna Matata